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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!