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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.