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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the Bible?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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IHOP!!!

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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A Crystal Methodist.