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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!