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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What is a dog's favourite sport?

Formula 1 drooling!

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Blowout Jokes More Blowout Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

Maple Leafs Jokes More Maple Leafs Jokes

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.