How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Blowout Jokes More Blowout Jokes

What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style?

The blowout

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

Maple Leafs Jokes More Maple Leafs Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!