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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style?

The blowout

Maple Leafs Jokes More Maple Leafs Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.