How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!