One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.
We just report the facts we don't change them.
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
She'll tell you
Riot gear.
Non-prophet.
