How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.