How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.