How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.