How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!