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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind