How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.