Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly