Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.