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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly