Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb