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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

How?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly