Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.