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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.