Marathon Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you