How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

Marathon Runner Jokes More Marathon Runner Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners