How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

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Let me count the ways... Five.

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Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.