How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A tender loving hare.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!