How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

His ghoul friend.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Thee Jokes More Thee Jokes

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!