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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Thee Jokes More Thee Jokes

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.