How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.