What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.