What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises