What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.