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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!