What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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Because it's a Finnish hymn.