What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!