He was syncing too much time into it.
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
A pocket watch.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
He turns off his Xbox.
A Tolkien Ring network.
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
Sham rock.
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