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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

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What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

An anti-joke.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.