Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
He needed the dough.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bum-bum tssh!
They don't like any witnesses.
Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.