Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

Clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.