Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
A Jehovah's Witness.
Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door
Start shouting Jehovah.
Jehovah's citruses.
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.
A pure bred meth lab.
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
A futility knife.
All seven or eight of them.
An envelope!
Start out with a large fortune.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
It's pump-ken time
BOOOOZE!
