Dind Dong
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
A Jehovah's Witness.
Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door
Start shouting Jehovah.
Jehovah's citruses.
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
Ding Dong
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
An independant!
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
By putting flowers on its grave.
Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs
Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
Cuz freedom rings, baby!
Because freedom rings.
With their fish fingers.
On the sprin-ternet.
Because the devil takes many forms.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
He was waxing lyrical!