Dind Dong
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
That I will open the door
A Jehovah's Witness.
Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door
Start shouting Jehovah.
Jehovah's citruses.
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
Ding Dong
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
They don't like any witnesses.
Their femail
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
Because he was in da Nile.
Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?
Ask apple to open the backdoor.
Test tickles
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
It's Italicized
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
He didn't believe in higher powers!
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
To watch Dablooney Toons!
Because it has a turd in it.
