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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.