What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.