What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible