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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Accomplish Jokes More Accomplish Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible