Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Two Wongs don't make a white
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
They never expect a ring
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
He was expecting showers.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
SINGLE
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
A weapons designer for the First Order.
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Banks
Lobster
Lobsters
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
Because she will "Let It Go.
He let out a little wine.
By putting flowers on the grave.
I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.
Sum sing wong
He says "wong"
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Their pacifists
Attila the Bun.
Deutscher Humor!
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
An Oncologist
His diet was krill-in him.
