Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
They never expect a ring
He was expecting showers.
SINGLE
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
A weapons designer for the First Order.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Banks
Lobster
Lobsters
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
One must simply walk into a bar
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.
A clotheshorse!
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
To get to the other slide.
Let's go ride our bikes!
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
They never got a reaction out of him.
