Two Wongs don't make a white
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
They never expect a ring
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
He was expecting showers.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
SINGLE
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
A weapons designer for the First Order.
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Banks
Lobster
Lobsters
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
I dunno. Ask the kids.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
New gloves for the cold days
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Sum sing wong
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Get a womb, you two.
There's not enough womb!
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Because opposites attract.
I have no idea.
