What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.