What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Cha-Ching

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Hop suey!

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It was a no brainer.

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OP delivers.

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Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Lobsters

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Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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He says "wong"

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There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.