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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue

Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.