What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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He didn't like Chinese food.

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Chink chink chink chink

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Please! I in cyst!

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It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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White Mail Privilege

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Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white