Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

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What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.