Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

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What do Chinese people do when they have an erection?

They vote

What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.