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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.