Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What do you call a Chinese millionare?

Ching-Ching.

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.