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What do Chinese people do when they have an erection?

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

What do Chinese people do when they have an erection?

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