We abuse
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Mini Soda
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
Steven King. JK Rowling.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Cheez It!
You have to drop da bomb on her twice
Because of all the metal in their brains.
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
By abusing his names in other languages.