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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.