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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What do you call a group of squids?

A *squad*

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.