Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.