They can't resist.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
URINE TROUBLE!
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.
Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
Electricity.
They both don't like wires
My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)