Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

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Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires