Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Previous Random Joke Next
Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Wire Jokes More Wire Jokes

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.