Why are wires addicted to electricity?

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Wire Jokes More Wire Jokes

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.