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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.