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How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.