How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.