What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

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Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.