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What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!