Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.