Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.