Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)