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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!