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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.