Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

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What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.