What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.