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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.