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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.