What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.