What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.