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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me