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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me