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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me