Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.