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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.