The crow bar.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles
He was making a long-distance caw.
Caw dude
Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."
TO SHLEEP!
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
Make blonde jokes!
At a crow bar.