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Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Crow Bar Jokes More Crow Bar Jokes

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.