Prom
A tractor
Where's my tractor?
Because he was resisting a rest.
Your grandma's Jaws
Quarter pounder.
What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
In porking lots.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
Change for a buck.
A bingo machine.
Slow dance.
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
They go Bar Hopping!...
To the moovies.