What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.