What do you call a bunch of tractors pa...

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?