What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...