What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...