Prom
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
So that Minnesota does not get jealous.
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Semi-retired.
Failing to get away.
A hare dare.
Someone flipped it.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
The Musket - ears
Compra maize.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
When he owns it.
Because no one would care that he died.
Prom night.
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