Iowa Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$19.99

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

You might also enjoy:

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

Siamese Jokes More Siamese Jokes

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.