Iowa Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

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Prom night.

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