Prom
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
By watching corn!
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
So that Minnesota does not get jealous.
Because her hips won't lie.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
A Quakter
With a John Deere letter.
Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat
He flips houses.
50 Shades of Earl Grey
This calls for Jurastic changes
Immigrants
Who cares? It's a relephant.
Dramameme.
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car
The crow bar.