Siamese Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not