Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

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How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens