Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

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Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens