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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Why did Jay Z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

Siamese Jokes More Siamese Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.