Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.