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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Siamese Jokes More Siamese Jokes

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens