Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens