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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.