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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens