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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not