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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Who's there! Balloon! Balloon who?

Balloon velvet!

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.