What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not