Balloon Jokes

What's the difference between a baloon and a condom?

When a balloon pops - there's one less. When a condom pops - there's one more. Or more.

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

Who's there! Balloon! Balloon who?

Balloon velvet!

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

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It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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