Balloon Jokes

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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Why did balloon prices keep rising?

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Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

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