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Balloon Animal Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals