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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's a clowns favorite thing to do?

Children

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Where are clowns from?

Chuckleslovakia

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!