Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What about our child?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons?

Because of inflation

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.