Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.