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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.