Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.