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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...