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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What about you?

Me: define "child"

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her