What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

Bison!

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.