What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

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What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

Because I don't love you anymore.