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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.