What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys)

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.