What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno.business

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra