What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!