Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Joy Jokes More Joy Jokes

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.