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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did the criminal hide in the roof?

It was very Con-Ceiling.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Joy Jokes More Joy Jokes

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy