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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Joy Jokes More Joy Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.