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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Joy Jokes More Joy Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy