Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
Poll tree!
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
They know how to raise the roof.
The sails are going through the roof.
Because he was mortall.
Because no one wanted Windows Nein!
Because it's a nappy time.