How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

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What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.