What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Tile Jokes More Tile Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.