What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".