What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

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What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".