Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.