Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!