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Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!