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Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.