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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!