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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.