What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...