What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What are your thoughts on monorails?

They make decent one-liners.

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...