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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.