What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What are your thoughts on monorails?

They make decent one-liners.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...