What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.