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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.