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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!