How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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Who's there! Bond! Bond who?

Bond to succeed!

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!