Collecting stocks and bonds.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
With a mop.
Aftermath
Because his family had stock in the company.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
