How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.