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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!