What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

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What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

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What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.