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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!