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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

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What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)