What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Where is the 'L' in Christmas?

There is noel

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)