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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Sparkle Jokes More Sparkle Jokes

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.