How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

Sparkle Jokes More Sparkle Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.