How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.