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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Sparkle Jokes More Sparkle Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.