How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.