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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

Sparkle Jokes More Sparkle Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.