How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.