Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

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Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...