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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.