Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

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Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.