Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.