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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.