How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic