How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

Previous Random Joke Next

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.