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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.