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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.