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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.