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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.